brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

image

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

frenchfrycoolguy:

this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

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