so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”
the dad joke to end all dad jokes
Different angles of the Phantom theatre in Las Vegas at the Venetian.
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
Me whenever I visit people’s houses
why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals