thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

people whose header is some shit like “WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND”

caexemptdeath:

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themajesticvessel:

Different angles of the Phantom theatre in Las Vegas at the Venetian.

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

Baby: *coughs*
Baby: I-I-
Mom: what is it, baby child??!?!!!
Baby: I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU. DEAR MARIA, COUNT ME IN. THERES A STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND IM THE PEN
Baby: *guitar noises*

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

Excuse my face spam, i’m updating my face page~

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