flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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Title: This is Halloween

Artist: Panic! at the Disco

Played: 36149 times

radtracks:

this is halloween // panic! at the disco

boys and girls of every age
wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
come with us and you will see
this, our town of halloween

almatranquila:

Re-Fucking-Tweet

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

fuckyeahcalaveras:

Flowers in a graveyard on Day of the Dead, Mexico. Photo by National Geographic.

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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